is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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