Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
