i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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