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Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm too high and old for this...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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