so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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