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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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