i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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