Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Success! We fucked roommates!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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