that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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