Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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