i need an iv and a liver transplant
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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