Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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