So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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