Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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