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Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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