girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Still dying that you shit outside
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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