But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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