4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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