have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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