in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
