Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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