Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize