You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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