I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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