I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Blood and glitter go together right?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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