could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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