You can't special order awesome
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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