Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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