thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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