Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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