In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
