I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize