is your mom at the bar?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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