Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I am mentally ready for anal.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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