Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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