She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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