After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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