soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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