Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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