If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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