Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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