Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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