Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
