I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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