Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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