theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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