I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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