I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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