im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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