I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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