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  dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me

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• That's what i refer to my wife as.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:21pm

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• haha 7:27 definitely agree. been there. she'll go nuts on your ass eventually. be careful.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:44pm

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• Uhh I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no 353...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:41am

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• I agree with everyone else. Instead of whining to TFLN, the OP needs to put her number on here and make the world a better place.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:38pm

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• god I hated my old roommate, she tried to be a closet whore...problem was, everyone else knew.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:36am

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• Oh yummy, does she let you watch? Join in the fun?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:29pm

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• exactly my feelings toward my freshman roommate hahhh so glad i don't have to live with that bitch anymore!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:04pm

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• been there, done that. let me give you some advice: get out while you can before the whore goes crazy and gives you a concussion

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:27pm

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• that sucks. most everyone has had to deal with obnoxious roommates. my first one was some sort of giant she-he

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:38pm

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• Sven the Fisherman: u hav it bassakwards........A whore in the courtroom, a lawyer in the bedroom........should be: "A whore in the bedroom,a lawyer in the courtroom"!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:01pm

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• theres a lot more 203 colleges than yale..quinnipiac, southern, UNH... or if they go to school somewhere else!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:04pm

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• Soviet Russia YEAH UCONN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:37pm

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• This is funny. Made me giggle

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:32pm

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• Sounds like she wants to b the whore but she is either fat or ugly. Hater

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:13pm

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• 203 is so well represented hahaaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:12pm

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• just stay out of the spray zone when she has a guy over. Wipe the door handle before you touch it. And check your sock drawer

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:24pm

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• 978 Is her area code 766 the next 3 digits and then...6297. She's a huge whore...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:35pm

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• I think Im her roomate

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:30pm

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• I had 2 slutty roomates who lived in the same room. One the first year and one the second.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:36pm

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• I think I'm mysterious because I post bad puns on a website and sign it. -Sven the Fisherman

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:20pm

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• sounds like my freshman year

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:22pm

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• i feel my roommate could have written this about me. if so, i'm not a whore, i swear.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:02pm

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• oops.. i think my roommate wrote this about me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:49pm

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• ha ha ha this is fabulous. rings so close to home. reminds me of my whore of a rooommate. lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:53pm

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• In Soviet Russia you are assigned to whores.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:24pm

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• my roommates are both whores, sometimes they keep me up with all their humping... but they are nice to me so i dont mind haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:00am

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• actually 7:42, i think it would be in soviet russia whores assign you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:51pm

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• the roomie is probably cute and the OP is fugly. The fugly one should take advantage of the deal and pick up some leftovers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:01am

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• My roomate has vaginal odor..what a cunt.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:53pm

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• 5:41, I think it's the former Pretzel Guy who is doing that! He's doing it on purpose just so you'll get upset.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:46pm

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• Use her whorishness to get some! -Bradley

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:26pm

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• In Soviet Russia, everyone assigned whore to live with them.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:35am

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• Haha SO my situation

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:41pm

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• I am in the exact same situation! Trying to piss her off enough she moves out.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:03pm

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• Haha I pissed my roommate off enough that she moved out.... But damn it they assigned me another person yesterday. N she got kicked out of her room for fighting with her old roommate

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:54am

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• Sounds like my freshman year too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:13am

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• and this is why i'm nervous for college.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:44pm

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• theres a lot more 203 colleges than yale..quinnipiac, southern, UNH... or if they go to school somewhere else!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:04pm

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• sounds like the OP isn't getting any and is jealous of her roommate. Now in the name calling phase. Soon to be in the messing with each other's stuff phase

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:58am

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• Don't judge, you uptight hypocrite.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:50pm

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