is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
COCAINE IS GR8
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
