chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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