Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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