woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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