I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My vagina is officially offended.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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