8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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