So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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