Christians are straight up FREAKS
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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