I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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