You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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