fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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