People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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