Hey 1:13 you should calm down a little bit. Don't be so angry at everyone just cause u haven't gotten lucky like this. Who gives a fuck if it's fake. We all wish this woulda happened our first time.
Yeah no that is not how you lost ur virginity. It is still firmly intact and u live at ur moms house in the basement, and u are a loser for this post retard. Nobody and I mean nobody would fuck a dumbass like you. That is a fantasy, just stop and give up on life after this one.
Any girl whose only standard "is occupy the space in front of me in passing" is probably a breeding ground for all sorts of STD's or a cheeseburger gobbling fatty....so congratulations on that conquest.
Damn near two decades - it was August of 1991 that the hammer and sickle came down over the Kremlin. Still, Yakov Smirnoff is genuinely pretty funny, and it's always good to keep some cultural memory of a regime that murdered forty million of its own citizens. I just wish the jokes at least tried to be funny, though...
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