found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you will always have a special place in my vag
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
